Why am I not going to this???

DESCHUTES CRABFEST–The Deschutes Brewery 8th Annual Crabfest is pretty self xplanatory: all-you-can-eat crab cakes, crab cocktail, crab louie, crab legs, plus several Deschutes beers, accompanied by the island sounds of Bill Keale.

6 p.m. Saturday, Deschutes Brewery Mountain
Room, Bend; $75 per person includes food, beer and gratuity.
Reservations: call Winter at 1-541-312-6946